The Women Tell All

"It's the Women Tell All" like you've never seen it" - to quote Chris Harrison.

Hell, I can recap The Women Tell All real quick: 
The women are hurt Ben didn't pick them, but they all forgive him because he's awesome. They all love him even though he dumped each and every one.  Except Sheila, he never actually rejected Sheila.  So I'm not sure why  Sheila was sitting with the women.

Sheila - the chicken, not the chick

For those of you wanting a more detailed recap of the night, please, read on.
First we welcome back the angry ladies with their attitudes, short skirts and cleavage-baring dresses.
Every time they cut to Twin... well, this says it all.

Once again we are reminded that Lace "isn't" crazy.  Jubilee is unlovable.  Leah is a liar. Olivia has bad breath.  And Caila is still smiling... still smiling... even though she's living in dumpsville... she's still smiling.
Hopefully that will change as the episode goes on.

We begin by bashing everyone, as Harrison plays both instigator and referee.  I have to admit, up until now, I thought Jami and Amber were the same person.  
At the very least, they could be clones.

Jubilee takes some heat for things said, but I really feel like she handles herself well.  She's just slightly awkward at times, but she is real.  She has a crazy, layered past.  She's deep.  She's interesting.  She would make a really great Bachelorette.  I'm team Jubilee.  

Next into the "hot seat" is Lace, wearing lace.  She isn't crazy.  But getting a person's profile tattooed onto your body IS bat shit crazy!  Enter bat shit crazy guy.  

                            

When are we going to get to Olivia??  I've missed Olivia and her cankles, ugly toes and that gapping mouth!  

                            

No shock here, the women still hate Olivia.  I really hope she 'talks smart things'. 

No luck, instead she spent the whole time apologizing and making excuses for herself with the other women.  

She shares her story of being bullied as a child.  The women were still relentless.  I was begging for the aggressive, in your face, "come at me bro" Olivia we all knew and loved.  She did not appear in the hot seat.

                                 

Next up... Caila ... 

                                   

Rumour has it Caila is the next Bachelorette.  I'm really hoping this isn't the case, she bores the hell outta me.  Even her recap montage was boring.  My only guess (if this is true) is that the runner up, (JoJo or Lauren) turned down Producers when asked to be the next Bachelorette so they had no where else to turn.  

Enter Caila.  Which is a real bummer... if that's the case.  

I would, again, appeal to have Jubilee as the next Bachelorette - she would be insightful, interesting, complicated and real.  But, I have no say.  Sadly.

                                 

Time for our Bachelor to take the hot seat and face all the scorned women he rejected on national television.  Not at all awkward.  I love this part.  Ok ladies, let him have it!!

                                 

Leah calls Ben on the Lauren lie.  Ben turns it around and calls her out on it.  Go Ben.  

Jubilee calls Ben out on his relationship with her vs the other women.  Ben explains himself well.  Go Ben.  

Olivia lets Ben totally off the hook.  Go Ben.  

Amanda proclaims how much every woman in America fell in love with Ben, because he's awesome.  Wow.  Go Ben.

I am in awe.

Ben confesses he's in love... hopefully it's with just ONE woman.  Because we all know how he likes to profess his love to multiple women.

                                 

The Bloopers this season were by far the best bloopers of all the seasons.

I actually lol'd.  For real.  Or as my son says, For Real Life.

Stay tuned for the "most dramatic 3 hour event of The Bachelor" next week.

Until then, I'm just going to take a moment to say my goodbyes.

~xo KP