Here we go... Season 12 of The Bachelorette with JoJo (that's 2 capital "J"s... which is annoying when you're writing a blog but I like her, so I'll do it, just for her).
First we get the down-low on some of the men about to meet JoJo. Roll the montage.
Within the first 3 seconds I threw hate at the penis doctor for his ""I got my mojo for JoJo" - uh... no no! He must go go! There is no room for that kind of crap!
Ok... let's chat with past bachelorettes... Desiree is cute and sweet. Ali is all smiles and happy sunshine.
The ladies give advice, share stories (like that time Kaitlyn had sex on the show and lives to regret it) and wish JoJo luck. It was heartfelt and a great time killer.
Now to meet the guys...
We have a huge group of good looking, confident, fun men.
And then there's the creepy Canadian guy. Why, oh why did he have to suck? Why do the ladies from Canada shine (Jillian, Kaitlyn) but the men suck so bad (Rated X, and now this guy)?
So embarrassing.
He also pokes other men in the belly button. Not a great representation of Canada-eh?
"Damn Daniel!"
We already have our season villian - he's the guy with the great chin line and 5 o'clock shadow. I know, I could be talking about any of the guys, they are all blending into one. I'll let you figure it out for yourself, but let me say, he's showing the other look-a-likes no love at all.
JoJo seems impressed with everyone. Or at least everyone's appearance because she keeps repeating how hot hot hot every one looks.
Of course no premiere would be complete without the sudden appearance of a former bachelor.
Enter Jake.
Because he's the greatest role model for love.
So to wrap up night one was full of awkward kisses...
Some workouts...
And lots and lots of drunks...
It's going to be a good season.
Until next week, I'm going to take this moment to say my goodbyes.
~xo KP
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