Wednesday, 1 June 2016

Week 2: Does the truth hurt?

Well that didn't take long.  Every season needs its token jerk.  This season it's Chad... 

Chad doesn't want to be friends with the other guys.  Chad thinks he's better than everyone else.  Chad works out with his suitcase tethered to his body.  

Wells, on the other hand, may not be the tough, macho type, but he won some awe's with his sweet, charming and just downright cute personality during the fire fighting date.  Which is why he got the group date rose - the man nearly fainted on national tv... he earned it.  

 I mean, Wells is adorable... but realistically, who doesn't like 'em tough and macho. Apparently  JoJo agrees or she wouldn't have had the fire fighter contest in the first place. 

Be honest, every woman wants a guy who can carry her through a hole in a door.

And even though Grant won the date competition, Luke (the war vet) got the best one on one time with JoJo.  Cue the chemistry.

Back at the mansion, the guys have decided to compose a song for JoJo... a harmony of sorts... singing a song they worked on all day to win JoJo's love.  It goes something like this... JJJJOJOJJJJJOJOJJJJJOJO.


The actual one-on-one date with Derek bored me so ...   Let's move on.

Next... another group date.  But before we get there Chad needs to be a jerk once again to the guys who didn't get a date at all this week.  Loving the drama he brings.  Hoping he fools her long enough to stick around a while.

As a bonus, Chad also gives awesome advice. 
                            

The group date takes the men to the ESPN studios for "BachelorNation" - I didn't realize JoJo was a super sports fan.   

The men are put through a series of challenges that allows them to look like total asses. Cause that's what you want in a man.  An ass.
                           
 Chad decides it's time to "get real" and win JoJo's heart by insulting her.
                               
                               
Chad keeps up his truth momentum by insulting the other guys and JoJo.
Chad comes in 2nd place in the competition's power ranking.  
Turns out the truth doesn't hurt. 
So yay... more Chad for a bit longer.  
                               

Annnnddd then we find out Chad's mom just passed away, literally, JUST passed away, like mere months ago... and he has a puppy he adores. The man knows how to play both villain and good guy. 
I am so torn.  

Meanwhile, the guys choose to sit around on the couch bad mouthing Chad.  Chad, on the other hand, grabs JoJo in a serious power move before she even enters the mansion for the cocktail party.  That move said it all.  

Later, when the upset guys try to confront Chad he literally laughs at them and walks away. Another power move.  A "Chad", if you will.
This is the "Chad".
                                            
We also learn Chad really likes to eat, which also upsets the other men.
                                    

Again this week - some guys stayed, some were sent home.  I have no favourites yet to care who's who.


And finally, as I've said in the past, if you don't stay tuned long enough to catch the credits, you are seriously missing out.  The videos shown during the credits is probably the best part of the entire show.  No lie.
                                     


Note:  There is a 2 Episode event next week - Monday & Tuesday - drama drama drama!


And so, until then, I'm going to take this moment to say my goodbyes.

~xo KP
                                

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