Chase & JoJo one on one.
Who? Oh Chase... right...guy with beard... um...ok.
Chad didn't get the solo date, even though he and JoJo are "killing it together" - am I off track here or did this season JUST begin? Love the confidence Chad, but Bachelorette history says that will buy you no love in the house. Which is excellent for me, love that drama!
Back to the awkward, uncomfortable yoga date with beard guy. And the anger-gasm. Excellent. I mean, really, awesome. Who doesn't want to unleash an anger-gasm before your first kiss with a guy. Not only did they have to endure the anger-gasm but they also had to straddle each other while holding their third eyes in alignment... now I may not know exactly what she was referring to with the "third eye" but it sent my uncomfortable meter sky high!
While it was uncomfortable, Chase still got himself a rose. Good work Chase.
Back at the house Chad starts to stir things up by saying he doesn't want to go on a group date. Which is fair. No one wants to be on a date with 11 other guys. But this sets the guys off.
Things start to get heated. Really heated. Especially when Chad calls them outside.
All that being said, Chad and the 11 other guys still go on the group date. Ohhhh this is gonna be good.
Welcome to the "sex talk" group date - on stage... where a woman has an orgasm (not to be mistaken with an anger-gasm) in front of everyone and the guys will have to tell their sex stories... on stage... in front of an audience... um... my uncomfortable meter is going nuts!
I don't get JoJo. Hearing the guy I'm dating tell stories about having sex with other women does not do it for me. At all. But to each their own.
Evan, one of the smallest women...er... I mean men, in the group eggs Chad on - bringing out the "roid-rage" in him. Not sure that was the smartest move on his part, but it was entertaining.
Tough guy Chad grabs Evan's shirt, from behind, as Evan walks by him, and yanks on it. Kinda a weak move - no?
And then to top it off, Chad gets the cheek when he decides to go in for a kiss in front of the entire group. This is just not his day.
Towards the end of the group date Evan pulls out the unexpected ultimatum. I'm still trying to figure out what JoJo sees in him. He doesn't seem to fit her "type" considering all the other guys in the house are men's men.
But... she obviously sees something.
JoJo decides to stroke the "roid rage monster" in Chad by handing Evan the group date rose. The look on Chad's face scared even me.
And then he questioned if it was "a real scenario" and asked if she was "vibing on this dude." He couldn't be digging his grave any faster. It was amazing. I don't think I've ever seen a more open and honest villain.
Chad is scary, roid-rage guy. To the extreme.
Enter security. Seriously.
Onto the next one-on-one and it goes to James T. He is sweetly excited and humbled. And has cute hair.
And dances like a beast. Go James T. Adorable doesn't even begin to describe James T.
Back at the house, Canadian guy tries to have a heart to heart with Chad about his rage and how it reflects on him. Chad eats lettuce in return.
Back to James' date, the adorable keeps coming. He's the whole package according to JoJo. I agree. Adorbs. AND he plays guitar - OMG.
Tomorrow's episode will answer so many questions... will Evan tattle on any other guys? Will Chad be sent home? How will JoJo react? Is Chad going to tear off the other guys arms and legs and throw their torsos in the pool?
I can't wait to find out!
Until then... I'll take this time to say my goodbyes.
(and leave you with some of the funny from the credits)
~KP
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