When we left off last Chad was preparing to rip off everyone's limbs, security was monitoring the house... things were getting intense.
JoJo joins the guys at the mansion for a pool party... what could go wrong? Oh nothing, except Evan starts to gush blood immediately - Chad! Oh, no, wait... Evan simply jumped into the water. Hmm... Evan might be the biggest wimp I've ever seen (sorry Evan).
JoJo and Jordan go off to talk and I'm pretty sure while she's admiring him she kisses her own knee. Weird.
Then we cut back to Chad (because we can't go more than 30 seconds without seeing Chad - aka "The Chad Bear").
Evan likes to poke The Chad Bear. He interrupts Chad and JoJo's chat.
Derek likes to poke The Chad Bear. He bad talks Chad to JoJo. The Chad Bear overhears.
The Chad Bear confronts Derek. Derek's knees shake.
Rose ceremony begins. Most chemistry easily goes to Jordan. Also, just how short IS Alex??
Chad gets this rose and the 4 guys leaving are pissed, among them, Santa. What a shame. How can you NOT like Santa!?
JoJo announces they will be leaving the mansion "forever" to some great, unknown place... otherwise known as Pennsylvania.
Luke gets the first solo date away from the mansion and the chemistry really heats up. Oh wait, that's the hot tub. The super, super hot tub.
Date goes well, Luke gets the rose. They make out in front of a crowd of people.
Group date time and everyone is going, minus Chad and vertically challenged Alex. This means there's a 2 on 1... I expected it to go to Chad and Evan, but this will do.
Group date gets violent - even without The Chad Bear there.
Evan chooses an ... interesting look... for the game.
Group date rose goes to.... Jordan. Shocking.
Back in the guys room Chad is busy calling vertically challenged Alex outside. Then he calls Grant outside. Then he calls everyone outside. No one goes outside. What's outside? Why does The Chad Bear need to go outside so badly? Why can't he go outside alone?
The Chad Bear threatens Jordan. Threatens he will "find him after the show." I agree with Jordan, The Chad Bear may just have mental issues.
I did have to suppress a laugh when all the guys were sharing the same couch chatting about Chad... and when he enters it's the most awkward silence.
Two on one - Chad vs. Alex LET's GO!!!
Alex uses his time to bad talk Chad, no shortage of conversation there.
Chad's time with JoJo... did not go well. Not at all. So he goes looking for Alex. Yikes Alex.
You poked The Chad Bear. But it's ok... he's not mad, he's just disappointed.
Well, that's something.
And also, Chad thinks milk is delicious and Alex needs to drink some. Wait...what? I'm confused. What happened?
JoJo finally returns to break up the milk debate. Sends Chad home. Keeps teeny, tiny Alex.
JoJo doesn't like The Chad Bear. JoJo isn't going to be doing any poking of the Chad Bear. Bye Chad.
And the guys at the house rejoice.
That is until Chad returns ... dun dun dunnnnnnn!!!!!
Until next week, I'm going to take this moment to say my goodbyes... as should some of the guys in the house now that The Chad Bear is back for their limbs...
~KP
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