The ultimate forgettable addition to paradise is the chicken lady - Tiara. Why producers figured bringing in another woman at this point in the game was a good idea I can't understand. Tiara had to just be looking for a free 2-night stay away from home where she could eat chicken wings guilt-free.
Nick saddles up to chicken lady and Jen worries he's moving in on her, but he surprises her by snatching up a date card.
Jen and Nick enjoy a night at a carnival where they have their fortunes told by a card lady. This is foreshadowing because the fortune teller does not see things going well for the "happy" couple.
Back at the beach, Brett shows Izzy what a mistake she made by turning her back on Vinny and sends her packing in tears. On the way home Izzy calls Vinny in hopes he's been waiting by the phone for this exact moment. In short, he wasn't.
At the rose ceremony Brett decides he's in no way ready to become engaged to Lauren so he walks away - meaning Lauren must follow.
Shushanna decides she needs to leave because Wells didn't immediately fall for her. Bye.
Wells give his rose, shockingly, to Ashley and Jami leaves yet another Bachelor venture alone.
Onto the final date in paradise. After this the couples are forced to either a) get engaged and possibly break those engagements in the coming weeks or b) break up on national television and go their separate ways.
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| "I know there'll be tough decisions and there might even be some tears later. |
Let's break it down:
Ashley & Wells: All's Not Wells After All
Ashley skips around paradise at the thought of a fantasy suite with her new obsession, Wells. She can't wait to finally enjoy the night with a man. Wells, on the other hand, is more level headed and realistic knowing he can't just take the 26yr old's virginity after only 3 days of knowing each other.
They part ways, likely to remain friends.
Carly & Evan: Carvan Live Happily Ever After
While Carly spends a few moments of panic worrying Evan could pull a Kirk, we all know the truth. Evan knows he's found the best he'll ever have and is very ready to make the commitment. In fact, he's "freaking" ready.
Carvan go on a weird date where they use body paint to create weird art with a weird host that removes her bikini top and reveals her rather large, floppy tatas. Evan wears his tighty whiteys. Weird.
But as Carly says, it wouldn't be right if it wasn't weird.
They move onto the fantasy suite and the honesty in their moments makes me believe they actually have a real future. They are definitely in love, and no matter how "weird" the whole thing is, it works.
He is her person, he makes her smile and feel confident and loved. And who are we kidding, THAT is everything.
Carvan leaves paradise happily engaged. Carly has now met Evan's kids and plans to move in with him by the end of the year. Go CARVAN!! We wish you all the best.
Lace & Grant: aka #Grace
#Grace are all in. So in they get matching tattoos. If they don't get engaged they just made a very crazy, forever decision. Yikes.
Luckily, even though Grant feigned indecision, he does indeed propose to Lace and they run off into the sunset a happy couple.
Jen & Nick: Predictable
I say predictable because Chris Harrison has already announced Nick as the new Bachelor, so if he and Jen had gotten engaged that would be awkward.
However, they DID go on a date, had a very romantic time. They entered the fantasy suite with Jen still hoping Nick would break down his walls and open up to love.
Nick, in my opinion, did have serious feelings for Jen, but needs more time than these shows give him.
How he plans to find love on The Bachelor with even less time to get to know each lady is going to be really tough for him.
Jen was hoping for a relationship outside of Paradise. Nick bailed. He scares easily now. Hopefully 4th time will be the charm but I have to admit, I do have my doubts.
And finally...
Amanda & Josh: Family Ties
These two bore me. Amanda, while sweet and cute, doesn't say much of anything beyond agreeing with everything Josh says. Josh spends most of his time sweating profusely and "mmm-ing" as loudly as he can. I'm not sure how Amanda can stand either, but it seems to work for her.
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| So very damp. |
They don't hesitate to head on their final date in paradise and spend the night "getting to know each other better" in the fantasy suite. Surprisingly, they finally make mention of her two lil girls at home and how that might affect their relationship in the real world.
Josh allows this to weigh on him for a few seconds and then meets with his ol' buddy Neil Lane. He picks out a ring for Amanda worth $85-thousand bucks and gets down on one knee.
I hope this relationship doesn't end in a book deal for Amanda. I likely wouldn't make it past the first chapter... zzzz.
According to their recap, Josh has already made the move to live with Amanda and loves her girls.
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| From Josh's Instagram |
Paradise ended with more engagements that ever before, but the real test comes now, in the real world. Will there be another ABC televised wedding? Or tabloid break up?
Time will tell...
Next up, Nick takes on the role of The Bachelor. I'm predicting another Brad Womack moment - he leaves 2 women standing at the rose alter in tears at the end... but we'll have to wait to see.
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| Remember that time The Bachelor didn't pick anyone... |
On another note, I would love to see Jen as the next Bachelorette. I loved her straight-shooter style. She's to the point, upfront and honest. She would make a great Bachelorette.
Until the next season... I'm going to take this moment to say my goodbyes.
Thanks for reading.
~xo KP
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