BIP: Week 5 - All's Well(s)

Week 5 came in like a red hot lace outfit.  Yikes.  

I mean, I love me some Carly... but this outfit... it was a red, hot mess.  

I feel like Evan HAD to have dared her to wear it.  It was not good.  Not on any level.  At all.
                                 
           
Ashley calls to the island dogs to bring her a man.  Enter Wells.
The entire group pushes Wells to date Ashley, making her his burden to carry.  He caves.
                               

They have a great time, chatting, eating tacos and making friends with the local canine population.  

                           

Ashley immediately begins talking about Wells like he's the new Jared.  Watch out Wells.  Meanwhile everyone else is hoping they really hit it off.       

                           

Nick and Jen decide to get it on in, what seems to be the only big bed in paradise, but Josh isn't having it.  He gets all "Josh-like" and lays claim to said bed.  This brings out his rage.  Again.

Josh readying for a fight.

Rose ceremony time and Daniel starts to work his charm since there have been no love connections for him since he sent Sarah home.

He feeds Hailey a platter of greasy foods.

And gives Izzy a lamp. 

                                

Sadly, in the end our crazy Canuck is sent packing when the twins decide after 5 weeks that it's time to go.  Along with Daniel, two "who are they"s are forced to say their goodbyes as well.

                                 

Before leaving the twins feel the agonizing need to let Amanda know Josh is likely a creep.  This news falls on deaf ears because mama is already smitten.  All the "mmm-ing" has hypnotized her into submission.

  

Ashley sleeps late the next morning and this gives Wells the opportunity to head out on a date with Jami, the newest arrival.  New Ashley holds it together when she hears the news - everyone is shocked she doesn't go postal.

                                

       

With her new love interest gone for the day, Ashley turns her sights back to old faithful, Jared.  She basically tells Caila she'd better head home.  Which she later denies to Jared.

                               
















Caila's had enough and packs her few things into an extremely heavy suitcase which she, alone, hauls into the back of the cab.

Ashley, meanwhile, crunches for the cameras.

Here's my take on the whole situation.  Caila wasn't really that into Jared if she was willing to just up and leave so easily.  She used the Ashley factor as an excuse to leave -- and wasn't expecting Jared to chase after her.  

                                 

Ashley finds out they leave and actually maintains composure.  But it's only a matter of time... 

                                  

Ashley takes this opportunity to focus more on Wells.  She barely gets the words out of her mouth begging for no more competition when two lovely ladies walk the steps into paradise.  Lauren, the cute kindergarten teacher, and Shushanna, the russian whore - according to Ashley.

Lauren asks Brett, lamp guy, on a date - giving Izzy a taste of her own medicine... and Shu asks Wells.  

WHEN DID WELLS BECOME SUCH A HOT COMMODITY AND WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME!??

I mean, seriously, what are they drinking in paradise that turns guys like Wells and Evan into studs?  

                                 

They double date and Shu is definitely a lot of woman for Wells.  Meantime, Brett and Lauren seem to hit it off.

When they return from their date lamp boy has some thinking to do along with Wells - three women are after his heart.  Geesh! 

You and me both...

                             

In other news, Evan tells Carly he's falling in love with her and she says the same right back!  WHHHHAAAAATTTTT!!???

Carly - "how did I fall for the penis guy?"
How indeed?

Josh and Amanda seem back on track.  He calls her his best friend "on the island" and they admit they are falling in love.  No mention of the 2 little girls she has at home that will factor into their relationship at some point if they take it off the island... Yikes.

   

And finally... the new Bachelor is announced and I am stoked!!!
NICK VIALL is going to be given the opportunity to find love among a house full of women - yay!  So... I guess he and Jen didn't work out.  Too bad.
But he's finally going to lose the title of "runner-up!"

                                  

The BIP finale is next week... so until then, I'm going to take this moment to say my goodbyes.

                                  
~xo KP