Thursday, 21 July 2016

Week 7: Gaucho On My Mind

Week 7 almost time for Hometown dates!

3 one-on-one dates this week and one group date - with only one rose up for grabs... let the drama begin.

The first solo date goes to Alex... so "he can stop bitching" and hopefully lose the chip on his shoulder and enjoy himself.  

Alex's date isn't exactly going well... ouch!  No chipie kissy for you!

                                            
                                   
 The best part of Alex's date was the cut-away to the other guys on the bus rapping about how short he is!
"Dude's so short he needs a stool to get in it" - Guy's rap

To make matters worse for Alex, they dress him like a "gaucho" - which is supposedly a very manly look in Argentina.


                                           
What is happening here??  
                                          
                                          

Shockingly, she's turned on by the look - also, is that horse dead?  

And then Alex admits he's falling in love with JoJo and she looks like she's looking at a dead horse again.  
That reaction - priceless.
                                            Bye Alex.  

Jordan gets the next one on one in a vineyard.  Sounds delicious, except for that time they drank crushed grapes they had just stomped on.  Mmmm feet juice!
                   

We learn on the date Jordan doesn't speak with his brother.  At all.  Bummer, I was really disappointed to learn this because the previews really made it sound like he was going to drop some huge news that might put his status on the show in jeopardy.  Such pathetic news.
                   
After this admission he also drops the "L" bomb.  That decision didn't go well for Alex but for Jordan it works.  JoJo is on top of the world as the music intensifies.  
                                

The group date is rained out and JoJo is forced to change the plans - deciding to "kick it" instead.  Food, games and activities - the "perfect slumber party!"  Which translated into JT plying fries into his mouth, always attractive, and Robbie gettin' naked.  Nice.

                                                                                                                            
While watching TV James lets it be known that he calls Robbie "WER" - Wandering Eye Robbie ~ James is stirring things up, yay!  Robbie is pissed... things are about to get ugly up in here - according to Robbie.

I can't wait!


RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG - Robbie talks about his 4 year relationship that ended, badly, just FOUR MONTHS AGO.  That is a total red flag to me.  He's not over things.  Time for lil lady to move on.
                                 
Or at least that would be MY reaction.  But I'm not JoJo - or JoJo is not me.  That's evident.

BUT Robbie goes on to tell the guys he's the front runner.  Hmm, maybe I'm way off base.  I'm still a fan of James Taylor.  He's adorbs!
                   

And then she boosts Robbie's confidence by giving him the group date rose.  Shocking.  Well, she's been totally unpredictable the whole time for me, starting when she kept Evan around.
I just don't know what is going to happen.


Luke and JoJo go on their second one on one date.  Their chemistry is pretty hot.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Luke is the real front runner here.  

Sadly, for me, James T, Mr. Adorbs, was sent packing.
Sniff.
                                             

So... until next time, I'm going to take a moment and say my goodbyes.

~xo KP



                                     

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