Week 6: Buenos "Like" Aires

Off to Buenos Aires and the first one-on-one goes to Wells, who is the only guy in the hotel to not have kissed JoJo.  What!?  How is that possible?  The girl has been making out with as many guys as possible!  So many, in fact, I'm starting to think she's been making bets with the producers.  Girl is a make out machine!

The pressure is definitely on.
Wells better bring it.  Instead, Wells spent most of the date thinking about kissing JoJo and contemplating kissing JoJo and stressing about kissing JoJo.  Yikes.  

                                                   
And then... finally... he goes for it!  And it felt like she was kissing her cousin.  It was awkward and uncomfortable... for me.  I was waiting for JoJo to pat him on the head for facing his fear.  Good boy Wells, good boy.

And so... bye Wells.  Can't say this one shocked me.
                                          
The Group Date 

James T continues to amuse me.  Esp when he says being on the group date makes him stop and look around at "all these cool dudes" and how he feels he's wandered onto the wrong set.  His sense of humour and humility is super endearing to me.  It's also likely the reason he won't steal JoJo's heart in the end.  That whole "good guy" stigma.
Plus he's on the "in love train headed to JoJoville"... too damn cute!  Oh - and I'm totally going to use that one.
                                            

Group date convos low-down.  

Luke says "like,"  like way too much.  He probably, like, says "like" almost, like, every other word and I'm like, dude, you have, like, great hair, but, like, let's get real here.  You're not, like, a 16 year old, like, valley girl.  Drop the like!  You sound like a dope.
                                               

James T and JoJo's alone time is spent by JT Jordan bashing.  That's a scary place to venture James ... I'm nervous for him.  It felt too much like tattling.  Or whining.  Not good.  Do not be that guy JT!
                                           

That being said, I do like how JoJo respected JT's thoughts and spoke with Jordan about it. Buuuutttt I still think JT doesn't have much life left in JoJoville.  See, told you I would use it.

During the Jordan shakedown the superstar laughs it off.  JoJo doesn't let him downplay it.  I like her style.  However, while she lets him explain himself she plays with his hair.  Not too sure how serious she's taking it.

After, Jordan joins the guys and the awkward silence is just... well... awkward.
                                          
And then, like, Luke gets like the group date rose.  Like, good work Luke.
                                 
The dreaded two-on-one goes to... Derek and Chase.  Hmmm... both are a bit of a wild card.  I can't figure out how she feels about either one.  And I keep mixing up Chase and Jordan... because they look alike.  Twinning.
  

The 2 on 1 takes them dancing.
It takes two to tango - or three??
                                        

Immediately Derek feels so much confidence and Chase is feeling the underdog - so it didn't surprise me when she walked Derek out.  
Bye Bye Derek.
                                         
And then the cheesiest moment, possibly in Bachelor history, happens.  As Derek exits JoJo and Chase dance/make out to "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" and Derek sobs on the limo ride away from JoJoville.  

It was painful to watch.  
                      

JoJo joins the guys at the rose ceremony with, not only an amazing dress, but a lot of confusion.

I mean, AH-mazing dress!

The rose ceremony ends and we are down to... everyone because JoJo decides to keep the population of JoJoville slightly full at this point.  She's torn and wants more time with the guys.

Relief is on James Taylor's mind while Alex is pissed off.  Shocking.

                                          

Until next week, I'm going to take a moment and say my goodbyes.

                       

~xo KP